Here is something that might please the goofy out there:



Once upon a time, in a far away land lived a Giant named Neverful Enuf. This giant’s sole purpose was to eat all the Ham Sandwiches that he could get his hands on. No one knew where he came from, or how to dispatch of his mighty appetite.
At first the villagers tried to appease him. He would stomp into a village and demand that all the Ham Sandwiches be given to him. The villagers would quake and shout out that they had none left. The giant would seize a sheep and throw it a hundred yards just to show them that he meant business. He would say, “Give me all your ham sandwiches or verily I shall chuck all your sheep out yonder where wolves and snakes can eat them!!!” “Mercy!” the villagers would cry as they loaded up a cart full of the precious Ham Sandwiches.
One day, on his routine patrol of the villages, the giant came a cross a knight with a protruding belly eating a bucket full of Ham Sandwiches. “You there, knight! Give me that bucket of Ham Sandwiches or I shall verily chuck your good horse to the far corners of the land!”
The knight wasn’t paying attention; he was busy eating his Ham Sandwiches. “Good knight! This be your last warning!” the giant said wrestling the knight’s horse into a throwing position.
“Oh? Would you like one? Here you go,” the knight said handing the giant a Ham Sandwich. “How gracious of you, good knight,” the giant said flinging the horse to the far corners of the land (a giant gets very excited when he gets a Ham Sandwich). The giant took a bite and was changed forever.
“Good knight! What type of garnish is this?”
“It’s relish.”
“This is most amazing! I will change my name to JJ Billett and become an English teacher,” the giant exclaimed triumphantly wielding the Ham Sandwich with relish above his head.



Backstory:
I had to write an autobiography for my EDU 204 class, but who wants to know about my actaul history when I could spice it up with fantasy and stuff.

I haven't received my grade yet.